✂ » 「 Dan-Dan-Da-RAAAA!! Guess who's back, my lovely little darlings~! Your friendly neighborhood serial killer has returned to see she's almost halfway to 400 followers!! Uwoooo! 」

✂ » 「 And O-M-G is she flatteredddd!! 」

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downwithfenrir

downwithfenrir ur tumblr im laughing

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regolen:

// so, i fell in the shower last saturday. hit my hip pretty hard, but hey, i thought i’d be fine.

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thequeenofdespair:

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“An itch you want me to scratch? I’ll be happy to do that for you with this body of mine. A body that most would love to touch and feel up.”

“I think the real question is…Are you ready for me?!”

✂ » 「 Oh ho, baby!! Yer makin' me crazy with all this talk... Hell yes, I'm ready fer ya, honey! Let's go, no time ta waste now! 」

✂ » 「 I believe you're uneducated in the ways of a serial killer, my friend! Tell me: Where's th'fun in killin' somebody if ya don't take time ta enjoy yerself? Even if ya don't plan to kill someone, bein' yerself is th'best thing you can ever be...! 」

「 So I'm jus' bein' myself, got it?! You dare shit-talk me like that again, I'll carve every digit a'Pi i can find on Google into yer face!! 」

hittinballs:

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       ”Did I hear booty call? Those are the magic words to summon me!”

✂ » 「 Bingo, baby! If yer up fer it, I'm totally up fer bangin' my best bud an' makin' fun a'each other while still tryin' ta please one another! 」

 「 That's been one a'my fantasies since I read it in a BL fic once...! Th'thought's never been outta m'mind since! 」

thequeenofdespair:

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“Booty call huh?”

✂ » 「 That's riiiiiiight~! I'm feelin' an itch that ain't exactly bloodlust righ' now. Just lust-lust! Or maybe that's jus' called 'lust'. Heh, I'm a genius...! 」

「 Tha's enough a'that, though-- Question is, are ya ready fer me, hun? 」

✂ » 「 Guess who's bored an' 'bout ta make a booty call! I got a whoooole list a'people I'm gonna try callin'-- 」

「 Lessee... I got Leon (hittinballs), Souda (mechanicdreams), Jo-chan (alphonso-p-spain), Jun-chan (thequeenofdespair) an'... Fuck, whoever would call me up first! 」