”You’re supposed to wait until they’re older, then you get to fry and eat them. Why would you steal them as babies? I mean, they’re cute, but there’s no point in them.”
“Well, one, when they’re older ya gotta get eggs from ‘em, too. Or if I somehow get all roosters, I can jus’ get a hen an’ start a hatchery, then kill th'hen an’ eat 'er, an’ see which parts of th'rooster ain’t filled with gristle an’ eat that. An’ also, baby chicks are adorable an’ I jus’ wanted a baby chick, so I grabbed life by th'horns, went out, an’ got a baby chick.”
